our noob king
Lord Edric… First (and last) of his Name, Master of Disaster, Ruler of FarmVille, Protector of the Sieges and Rider of the 7 Donkeys!!!
Keeper of the Lagging Network, Breaker of Farm Accounts, and Supreme Commander of the Forgotten Troops! The Eternal AFK Warrior, Whisperer of Lost Scouts, and the Only One to Miss Rally Timers Consistently. Wielder of the Mighty Mismatched Gear, Strategist of Unplanned Teleports, and the Legendary Architect of the Great City Reinforce Failures. A Hero of Half-Built Flags, the Last Hope of the Zeroed, and the Unchallenged Lord of Kingdom Drama. Feared by Barbarians, Hunted by Farm Killers, and Forever Cursed by the Shadow of the Disbanded Alliances. A King unlike any other—unpredictable, chaotic, and a true legend in the history of Kingdom 1821!
